Curfews are created in the best interest of a child’s safety. There are many dangers in the outside world that come out at night! Who knows what kind of men with bombs or giant scissors could be lurking in the darkness of the night? Lately, children have decided to start breaking these curfews and going against their parents’ absurd commands. There is a very simple, effective solution to this problem that will ensure that all of your children will be safe and sound inside their houses when the sun goes down.
It only makes enormous amounts of sense that every child under the age of 20 should be inside their houses by the break of dusk. The dangers of the night are not worth the risk of your child being out enjoying their youth! In order to enforce this rule, I propose a very simple solution. At 7pm every night, hundreds of hungry lions are to be realeased into every town. Any child willing to take the risk of being eaten alive by multiple hungry lions is clearly mentally unstable and shouldn’t be leaving their house at all, let alone at night. The lions will be recollected at dawn and the process will repeat on a nightly basis.
As you can see, this is a flawless plan and will work perfectly if done
right. It is imperative that we continue to remind our children that they have the responsabilities of adults but we continue to treat them like children. I hope we can all use are common sense to agree to this proposal.